We have all shopped here!
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Finding You
I will seek and find You . . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
Now, get your mind out of the gutter and Go get your flu shot!
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Well - Hum
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These are just wrong!

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A lady asked her husband for a fur coat for Christmas. Under the christmas tree appeared a very small box with her name on it.When she unwrapped the tiny box she found a mouse trap. The lady asked her husband what is this and he proudly said "It's a starter kit".
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Happy Halloween
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Squirrel Day Spa
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